'The Palm Without the DUST' by R.B.
'The Palm Without the DUST' (a short life of Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of Rosebery.) Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, Lord Dalmeny succeeded To vast riches and high estate Almost before he needed. He naturally went to Eton, And then to Christ-Church College,- But training a horse meant more to him Than striving after knowledge. He found a suitable Heiress, – Married 'because she was there', She brought him a fortune, – and Mentmore, And gave him a son and an heir. He travelled at large round the Empire, But then his troubles began,– He supported Gladstone on Ireland, And succeeded the 'Grand Old Man'. He was certainly highly ambitious And successful 'on his day', He managed to win the Derby three times, But not to get his own way. A 'fascinating failure', He stood on all kinds of planks, – And had to lay Foundation Stones And